Remember the other night when I came home past curfew and was slightly lit as well? You have to promise me you wont say anything to our parents about what you saw. They are all set on helping me get my own apartment if I can prove I am responsible. I know you like hanging out with your stepsister and all but if I can get my own apartment just think of how you would have a place anytime you wanted to bring your girlfriend over and fuck! I would so let you come use my pad to get a little action cause you're like the coolest stepbrother a girl could have. So you see the importance of keeping quiet about my late night