Welcome to Mr. Salty's. What is this place? Salty's is a porno paradise. It's the sleaziest adult DVD shop you can imagine in the front, paired with an even sleazier strip club in the back. Salty's is so full of sexual indulgence, even its back room strip club has a back room! That's where all the action takes place. Meet Lyra Lockhart, Salty's first seductress who wanders in with her hands full of little notes. Lyra casually strolls through the DVD racks and the guys browsing them, slyly handing out her handwritten notes to the men (even the clerk behind the counter). Each note has a sexy message on it, like "I'm not wearing any panties," or "I'm half your age." Lyra uses these to tempt the guys into following her into the strip club. It doesn't take long for all of them, including the clerk, to make their way to the stage to watch Lyra give a steamy striptease. Once she's half naked and has the guys fully turned on, she leads them back to the darkened, secret room...