See yourself in the mirror, you worthless, fucking loser. Do you honestly believe that a lady would choose to date you? She wasn't even interested in your lousy dick, much less get her off. You're such an inconsiderate squander of room. Just consider all the times you've made an effort to win her over. God, it's almost funny how pathetic your attempts have been. You put on that ridiculous attire under the false impression that it will make you appear more valuable. Why are you even bothering? She will never be able to see past your lack of value. And now look at you, hunched over your computer, willing to part with your hard-earned cash in exchange for a little embarrassment. Oh, how incredibly desperate you are for someone to call you out. You're pathetic, and the more you watch, the more pathetic it gets.