Damn I just took the most serious dump ever! Now it looks like you, my lover, want to have a little bit of fun with me. No, I bet you would hate farts on your dick. However, I think you would love to put your face up to my asshole and smell it. Yeah, come on over. Look at my asshole wink up in your face. FART! Yeah! That was yesterday's beans man! Smell my farts lover! Smell them! Now jerk off real well as you sniff my ass. FART! That noise and smell is making you harder as you love my ass from fucking it so much. Keep on playing with yourself! FART! Smell my man-ass up to your nose and play with your cock. Keep on stroking it from my farts and enjoy my stinky aroma. Keep on stroking and stroking, and stroking. FART! Now your naughty ass has cum real good. I knew you love my stinky ass farts lover!!!