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No amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to make me think of you as anything other than a creepy little weirdo, you hate that don't you? I know you want my attention... No matter how much you say you don't, you're here after all aren't you? No matter how much you hero worship crusty, old me who tell you to clean up your room, or tell you there's no god when I exist you know you'll always end up following my rules... They won't bring you success but they will bring me amusement. I don't care which hand you usually use, today I'm making you into a lefty...
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