Was bored as fuck and I decided to get down to my new board shorts I got. Laid down, rubbed my cock under my shorts, and decided to whip it out. I spent a lot of time playing with my meaty cock with my board shorts on. It was getting really hard. Then I removed my shorts and winked my asshole. Watch the muscles in my asshole move up and down. It got nice and hard until I decided to fuck myself with a screwdriver. My boner was down for a little then I shoved the screwdriver in my ass and got hard again. Yours truly fucked himself while jerking off his meaty cock. Then I jerked off so well until I came all over myself. I left the screwdriver in my ass as I jerked off to cum. With the screwdriver still in my ass, I ate my own cum. Tasty was it um um um! Finally, I pulled the screwdriver out and winked my asshole one last time. Talk about "SCREWING MYSELF"!