Break up with your girlfriend because I'm bored. Divorce your wife because, let's be honest, you've grown tired of her. Look at me. Look how ravishing I am. Our connection is much stronger than yours with her has ever been or will ever be. She doesn't get you like I get you. She doesn't turn your own the way that I do. Even my eyes captivate you more than her empty orbs have ever done. Do it. Leave her. Leave her for me and continue to build the spark with have together. You know you want to.