Starting off sweet and nice, wishing you a happy birthday, showing off my sexy outfit & birthday treat I've got for you... but then, really, what are we celebrating? Another year of being a sad, lonely, pathetic loser? Another year of jerking off in front of your screen? How silly... a worthless pig like you needs more filth. Dropping your cakes on the floor I trample and spit on them, encouraging you to jerk off in front of your screen like usual.. but this time you're going to cum over the spitty, crushed cake... and fucking eat it like a filthy pig. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!