I have received a CALL from the receptionist. She told me that a cleaner contacted her to report that there was someone in my HOTEL ROOM weeping. I couldn't understand at first what the talk was about but then I realized - oh, my goodness it was my hubby crying there! I had to rush back to the hotel to try to find out what the fuck was going on?! It turned out that my DUMB hubby has lost his suitcase somewhere. Oh, what a poor boy! Now he has no MALE CLOTHES to put on. The ones he is wearing now are all DIRTY and STINKY. Well, what to do? It is obvious that we came for this HOLIDAY to DO SHOPPING for me not for him. It seems that my hubby will have to become a WOMAN for this TRIP and to put on my MUSLIM CLOTHES. Yup, he will have to dress modesty. Only his wife - GOD GODDESS FAITH EROS is allowed to dress as a SLUT. Her hubby is the one, who will have to wear a HIJAB. Yup, you got it right ... we will be walking like this together ... a slut and a devout woman.!