Good morning sir, how are you? I been called here by your parents because they have been concerned about you. They believe you are suffering from the "Homo Virus" because they found gay porn and women's clothing all in your closet. I believe I might have a treatment to help you. Now get on your knees! Your parents believe you are a "Virus" too. Now first look and worship my dry feet. Look at my feet and believe in them as I am toughing you up. Next I have to repeatedly stomp on your face. This is the treatment to purge the "Homo Virus" out of you. Keep on feeling the stomp and worship of my feet to remind you what a real man is. This is a way so you are no longer an embarrassment to your family. Keep on worshiping my feet and believe in me as I am your god now. I will not stop stomping on your face until you given up.