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Your penis is so fucking small, it hangs there like a noodle. It's so fucking pathetic, really. So tiny and insignificant, it's a wonder it even functions at all. Your penis, oh my god, it's the size of a thumb. Don't even think about using it, because it won't be enough. I mean, seriously, have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror while taking a leak? It's like trying to pee through a straw, only without the satisfaction of seeing a stream of urine. How do you even manage during sex? I can't imagine trying to penetrate anyone with that tiny thing. It must be so difficult, like trying to slide a turkey baster into a Thanksgiving turkey. Maybe you could join a special club for micropenis owners, where you can all commiserate about your tiny, inadequate members.