You act so toughly so macho, It's all an act to cover up your pathetic small dick. You are always telling stories about how you met some hot slut and bent her over. Men who overtalk their sex life are hiding something! Everyone knows it. You need a huge dick like this to have the bragging rights you have been making up. You have never had a big dick, and never will. No one wants a tiny little dick, chewing gum-sized penis, it's hilarious! I went ahead and told all your cool gym guy friends how pathetic you really are. Everyone knows you have a 1in little dick. Everyone has been laughing at you behind your back, about your inch-long pecker!