The customer wrote: you're home early from college and find your scientist step-father in the form of a sausage man. He begs for your help and asks you to call your stepmother. You pick up your phone but realize this is your perfect opportunity to get rid of your annoying step-father. You stare at him, licking your lips at how delicious he looks after a long day of college. You begin to reason with yourself if you should really help him – you think about how much he does annoy you and how much better your life would be without him. He yells at you and scolds you to pay attention and to call your stepmother or you’re in big trouble. You pick him up the phone, dial your step-mother, and as it rings, you stare at your step-father – your mouth begins to water and you can'’ help but lick your lips. You slam the phone onto the counter, You know what step-daddy, I think I’m going to make a sandwich first mhmmm! You turn on the stove, and before you drop him into the hot oil