Hey you! I bought a super cute new pair of jeans! Do you like them? That's perfect. I actually have a super important favor to ask of you. I've been gassy so much lately, so I need to test these jeans out on your face to see how the farts sound and smell through the stuffy denim. Can you do that for me? I order you to your knees and bring your face very close to my ass. I release a storm of extra bubbly and loud farts right onto your nose. You sniff them all up while I describe how stinky they are. I tell you about the food I've been eating that I suspect is the cause of this gas. You thank me for the farts and prepare to take even more. I move onto my couch and thrust my ass into your face. From this position, I can push out farts with even more . They feel so wet and messy inside of these jeans. I wonder if you can smell it all or if it's trapping the stench inside. My gas is unrelenting and you have no choice but to stay beneath me and take them all.