I went swimming and got tanned by the pool today, spent my whole day sipping on aperitifs and laughing about you with my girlfriends. But there's little details they don't know. I also felt really gassy while at the pool today, but couldn't fart around them. So I saved all of that gas up just for you, and decided to make you swallow it as a compensation ...well, for seeing me naked, obviously, cause I wanna show off my tan lines today, and I know you wanna see me naked. I do hope you realize that seeing a girl like me naked doesn't come easy!