I've been giving some thought to what you said about spicing things up in the bedroom. I decided to do some research, so I went digging through your search history, I found quite a lot of threesome porn, and at first I was disappointed... Am I not enough? But the more I thought about it, the more I wanted to try it! You see you're not actually all that good in bed... You never take instructions and you're pretty disappointing, so maybe this could be a chance for me to finally have a decent shag... And you? Well you get to be disappointing to two people at once... Are you not frightened that if I have good sex I might run away and leave you? Because you should be...