What the fuck?! No fucking toilet paper left. I just took the nastiest dump ever, homo sub bitch! Unfortunately, I ran out of toilet paper because people are fucking "panic hoarding" in this COVID-19 panic. Fortunately, you come in, bitch. Lay on the ground on your back, look at my hairy nasty ass. It needs cleaning. Your tongue is the toilet paper and I want you to lick, eat, and clean my hairy ass. Clean it out as I am squatting on your face like it's a toilet. Good job but more cleaning to come. Let's go to bed. Keep on licking, eating, and cleaning my ass with your tongue, sub bitch! Lick and clean all the mess and junk that could not be wiped away. Clean while I am in the missionary and doggy position. Good! Since I have you and you did a good job of cleaning my ass, I guess I don't need any more toilet paper!!!