You have been begging Me to lock that little cock up in chastity. Well, today is the day. When you first came to Me you said you would do anything to make Me happy. What better way to please Me than seeing your dick tucked away in a cage? In honor of this holiday, let's take away your sexual freedom. That's right, no freedom for one month. A full month of cum denial, a full month of pathetic sexless existence. Yes this does make Me happy, seeing you squirm. Say goodbye to your pecker's independence