Oh, hi! Just coming back from the showers? I was just about to go in. Did they fix the hot water yet? It's been so freezing this week! Oh, um, hey I think your towel is sli- OH MY GOD! Your penis is really tiny! This is really interesting! Let me see something. Wow, it's smaller than my pinky! I have never seen something so little before! Awww! It's actually really cute. Can I pet him? Hi little guy! I just want to squish you, you're so darn teeny tiny and cute! Awww, who's a widdle teeny weenie? So little! He's fun to squish! And who are these itsy bitsy guys? Are these your balls? They're so little! They're like little baby marbles! How adorable! I need to take a picture. Everything is just so tiny and cute. Ok, say cheese Mr. little weenie! Oh, look, he's moving. Going up! Wow, even stiff he's still really tiny! Heh, it's like a little door spring! Boing Boing! Hmm! That's interesting. It's really kind of crooked. Your foreskin looks really funny too. Awww, I c