Remember the other night when I went out to a club with my girlfriends? When I went back to my car from the club there was a stupid parking ticket on the windshield. I drive a really nice car so I have to take up two parking spaces! Just because a cop will never afford as nice a car as I drive, they keep giving me these unnecessary tickets. I was thinking since you are always bragging about how much cash you make at your job that maybe you could pay for this ticket so I don't have to use my cash. I have so many other things I have to use my doe on like; my long hair extensions, weekly manicures and pedicures. I shouldn't have to waste my cheese on this ticket so here is my proposal, you pay this ticket and I will give you something I know you want.