Oh my God. Your girlfriend never picks up after herself! Do you see this? I'm the one who's always cleaning up around here. Why is she still around? I don't like her... and it's pretty clear that she doesn't like me. Are you guys serious? Does she make you happy? Does she even satisfy you? ...I make you happy, right? Why can't it just be us, you and me? You know how much I love you. I just want you to be happy and it doesn't really seem like this woman's making you very happy. Why don't you let me fill in for her. At least while she's not here. Have you ever thought about that? I think you have. You're getting hard in your pants, I can tell. Give your sexy girl a chance. I promise you won't regret it. I love you so much! But, get rid of her, okay?