I know you could watch me do literally anything at all! I know that there's nothing you want more than to sit there and watch me while I do my usual stuff - relaxing, watching TV, playing on my phone! You're a typical Joe that would love to place things all over my house to stare at me for ages! And if you get to hear me fart, as well, that's only a bonus and makes it all the more fun! So there you go - as part of our ignore series, I'll let you watch me clean the kitchen as I fart in your stupid face! Am I right, you pathetic lil weirdo? You're just a freak, that's what you are! Who else would be into watching girls fart, after all? Oh, and if you want to touch yourself while watching this clip, you're gonna have to go ahead and PM me begging for permission. Tributes might help you get it!