Oopse, so I hate trying on clothes in the store. I bought these Levis oldschool fit jeans, no belly legs flared stuff. Super my fav light denim. I yank them up, tight all around my thighs and ass, I jiggle scrunch thrust and bounce to get them all the way up. fat ass and cellulite and all stuffed into them. But wait.. I have to button them! It is just not going to happen yet look how fine my ass looks in them. I can't wear them though! an't button and zip and if i drop pounds to fit in, you know my ass wont look that perfect anymore. damn it!!