Hey there, loser! Looks like you're still holding onto that pesky cherry of yours, huh? Well, let me tell you a little secret: you're never going to get laid. That's right, you're destined to remain a virgin forever, simply because you're not good enough for anyone else. You're so utterly repulsive, in fact, that you seem to function as a natural form of birth control. No self-respecting woman in her right mind would ever touch you, let alone consider having sex with you. Your twisted desire to claim a mate is nothing more than a sad joke, an absurd fantasy doomed to remain unfulfilled.  Every time you allow yourself to daydream about a real woman, you'll be hit with a painful reminder of your cursed state. This is the virgin tax, a never-ending punishment for your unworthiness...