You have visited our hospital to seek a solution due your hardcore porn addiction. You are frustrated because your small penis is causing you acute horniness. Your penis is that pathetic and small that you cannot find a partner to reach any satisfaction, so you are suffering 7/24 due your overworking hormones. But don't worry, we are here to help! Listen carefully because you have to make an important decision today! You can pick from two options. We can chemically you OR remove your short and nasty penis psychically . You have to sign a consent form before the procedure, and after we will start to treat your issue. Don't forget that both solutions are irreversible, so choose wisely. (This is the psychical penectomy and CBT version of the story)