I have had you a little while now, I've done so many cruel things to you. Tiny pathetic little man! I have smoked you, and ate you up too. Today though, I have to really take advantage of you tiny little body. I have to put you into my sneakers. Ha! I bet they smell! I bet you hate to inhale right now. You are stuck in there trying to breath, the weight of my feet makes it so hard. I laugh mock and joke about the misery you are in. Once step to heavy could end our whole relationship though.. should I be careful with you?!