It was so nice of you to paint my bedroom for me. I could not have done this at all as you can see by my inability to even remove painters tape properly. I don't know why your step-mom had this room painted that awful pea soup green in the first place but it made me depressed being in here. I appreciate that you spent a whole weekend just to help your stepsister be happy in her bedroom. I feel bad thought because I am not sure what nice thing I can do for you in return. I know I can't do any painting but there are some handy things I can do that don't involve paint. If you are open to it, I would totally jack you off as my way of saying thanks. I happen to know you no longer have a girlfriend so you're probably getting tired of switching off between your own hands. You get some stress release and can then just go down the hall to your own bedroom afterward and maybe have a nice nap. I'm open to it if you are step-brother.