See, you've been inquiring about being my servant for a little while now and I've been thinking it over long and hard. I want you to be my waste receptacle. You will be a catcher for my human waste. Piss, , all that yucky stuff that I know you'll like, because it's mine. You'd for a chance to lick my ass clean, so here you go! Your life can now be complete. First though, let me go over the details with you. There's some very important key points you must learn before you can catch my droppings. I also need you to beg for it... tell me you want it, and how much!!