You're just a fucking loser. A real pathetic failure of a human being. You've failed at everything you've ever tried, and you'll continue to fail for the rest of your life. You're such an inferior loser, and all you can do is stroke your pathetic little dick, desperate for some sort of release from the humiliation and degradation you deserve. Your life is a joke, and you know it. You've never accomplished anything of value, and you never will. You're just a loser, trapped in a never-ending cycle of failure and shame. You're so desperate for affection and validation that you'll even resort to stroking your dick for a momentary distraction from the constant reminder of your own inferiority. You're a loser, both in bed and in life. Your sexual experiences have been nothing but disappointments, and you've never managed to satisfy anyone. You're so desperate for attention that you'll even beg for it, pleading for someone to validate your worthlessness.