My feet deserve a private beach so I can socially distance from losers like you

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Published: 06.08.2020 More info Hide

I really want to go to the beach but I know that if I do go out I'll just end up swarmed by losers like you drooling all over my sunbathing tootsies, you just can't help yourselves can you? I deserve to be able to get away from all of that, on a private beach... Just think of the hot sand between my toes... Bliss!

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