Sit back, relax, and let me take control. Watch as I effortlessly slide my strap on into your eager ass, while you enjoy the calming effects of smoking ... Let the rhythm of our bodies guide you into a state of blissful submission ... As your worries melt away, surrender to the pleasure that comes from surrendering control. This is what it means to truly let go and embrace the moment. Inhale deeply, filling your lungs with the sweet, earthy scent of the "funny cigarette". Hold it in for a few seconds, feeling its fumes spread throughout your body. Now, exhale slowly through pursed lips, letting the smoke drift out in a soft cloud. Repeat this process until you feel calm and at ease...