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All the time, I get thousands of DMs from you idiots saying that you are praying to Me, or that you want to worship Me, or that you are bowing before Me. And what??? This is damn stupid! Do you think I can hear you? Do you think I am going to answer your prayers? No, never! I don t care that you even exist. You are merely wasting my time writing to Me about it. This should be one of the stupidest things you could ever do. So NO, you cannot pray to Me, loser! Here is your fucking answer! Prayer means nothing to Me. Your "Worship" Me - it is the same as telling Me that you are jerking in front of Me, and I find it disgusting. If you want to really worship Me, then prove it.
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