Hey so I am glad you are home because I need to have kind of a serious, strange conversation with you. Okay, whatever you think about what I say, you have to keep to yourself. Like you can’t tell step-mom and step-dad. I mean you are my step-bro, and we have gotten so close, I know I can trust you. Okay so one of my friends told me that she is working in porn now, can you believe it! Anyway, I see how much she brings home and how well she is able to take care of herself so I was thinking. Do you think I could do porn? I mean I know that’s weird but you are just my step-brother, and I don’t have anyone else to ask. Plus I know how honest you have always been with me, and like I said, we are so close.