Aw baby, how did you hurt your pee pee? Poor boy. You need to be careful...always roughhousing! You need a big hug from mommy. It's really sore when you hurt yourself down there. Step mommy needs to check it out...just in case you're bruised. You need your pee pee, it's VERY important. Pull your pants down. Sweetie, don't be embarrassed. Your pee pee is just perfect. Good boy. Now let step-mommy inspect it & your balls too. Does it hurt when I do this? Does it feel sore if I press your balls? Good. What? Too small? Noooo, it's a perfect size. Not everyone has a humungous pee pee. Stepmom would rather you have a small pee pee. Too big isn't good. I can have lots more fun with yours. It might still grow a little, don't worry. Uh oh, I felt it grow in my hand! Feels good when stepmom holds it, right? Or if I stroke it. I think the best remedy is to stick it inside step-mommy's warm coochie. Mmm, I just love your size...