Church of Chy: A Proper Ass Alter In my culture, we give gifts to the alters of the Divine an the Anc3stors that they want. Food, libations, jewelry. That is what you'll do here.  I want you to set a space for an alter. You will gather an expensive picture frame that you will use for a picture of my ass that I will send you and you will print out on nice, glossy photo paper. You will worship My Ass a certain amount of times per day and set a side a time to devote to my ass. The rest of the instructions are within the clip. It is imperative that you follow these instructions exactly.