My step-sister get's the best of everything. She always had the nicest clothes, jobs, and she married you, the hottest guy she ever dated. I was so jealous of her at your wedding that she landed you and I wish I had seen you first. So here we are, packing your house up so you two can move across the country and I probably won't see either of you again for a long time. You know, she is working for a couple more hours and since it's just you and me here right now why don't you and I have a little fun before you move? You can't tell me you never thought of me like that. I know it's bad but look, you will be way on the other side of the country and it's not like it will be awkward at friends' gatherings because you won't be here for those anymore.